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He told me he didnt grow up with his dad, so he tried to make up for it by giving him money and buying him things. With 3 kids, author of many other joke books, ian allen should know dad humour. The book is a real laugh out book, great adults and children. But rememberyou dont have to be a dad to tell dad jokes. As soon as the lottery office opened on the following day, he was there to collect his winnings.
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